Friday, January 24, 2014

Some of my favourite Travel Quotes



The traveler was active; he went strenuously in search of people, of adventure, of experience. The tourist is passive; he expects interesting things to happen to him. He goes 'sight-seeing.'
Daniel J. Boorsti




Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. 
 W. C. Fields




To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
Aldous Huxley


It is better to travel well than to arrive.
Buddha


We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.
Anais Nin


He travels the fastest who travels alone.
Rudyard Kipling


The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.
Gilbert K. Chesterton





It is not fit that every man should travel; it makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.
William Hazlitt



Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.
Paul Theroux

We must travel in the direction of our fear.
John Berryman

Sunday, January 19, 2014

A Sticky Situation



 This story first appeared in the Sunday Times Travel Weekly

A massive cold front is sweeping across the Western Cape and in a brief gap in the clouds I notice that snow has accumulated on the peaks that ring Franschoek.  “Let’s drive up to the top of the pass to check it out,” I suggest to my wife.  I’m feeling delicate after a friend’s birthday party in the town the night before and I want to postpone the inevitable jostling with European tourists in faux- French boutiques.

On the pass it’s three and half degrees outside and I know the wind is gale-force because the rain is falling up the mountain slopes.  On the straighter sections of road I steal glances at the view of the valley which, even in the Cape storm, is a beautiful patchwork of copper-leaved vineyards.

At the top I pull onto the gravel shoulder and we catch a glimpse of the snowy tops before the cloud envelopes everything again.  It’s then that I realise I have a desperate urge to go to the loo and it’s not going to be a quick behind-the-car job.  Never mind, I know there’s a convenience at the start of the hiking path so I drive the short distance down the gravel road and park.

I pull my rain-jacket on and dash to the little brick structure, hood up against the whipping sheets of rain.   It’s with relief that I find the long-drop, eco-loo hygienically tolerable, if almost pitch-black inside.  The relief only lasts until I stand up and reach down for my trousers and I hear the horrible muffled thud of something falling into the hole. 

For a few seconds I stand frozen, semi-crouched, until the curses subside and I’ve established that my wallet has fallen out of the unzipped chest pocket of my rain-jacket and into the darkness of the eco-loo.  Raise and lower the seat three times to flush – says the sign. Hands on knees I stare into the dreadful abyss.  After last night my stomach is in no state to deal with this and a demolition team is crashing around in my skull. 

At the bottom of the black hole I can make out only the slightest hint of something white.  It could be the old receipts sticking out of my wallet.  Or it could be something less pleasant.  I toy briefly with the idea of reaching down, but no, the thought of what I may lay my hand on deters me.  Maybe I should just flush it away and cancel my cards and depart with some of my now well and truly shredded dignity intact.  No-one need know. But my driver’s licence is down there and without it I can’t get my flight back to Johannesburg tomorrow.  Nope, I’m not putting my arm down there.  I realise I’m getting a cold behind so I pull up the trousers and start to devise a plan.

Back in the car my dear wife – I love her so much – keeps a straight face as I explain how I’m going to get out of this sticky predicament. 

Down the pass we go to the supermarket in search of some tools, my fingers firmly crossed, hoping that no-one will go in there after me and add to the mess I’m in.  In the check-out queue I convince myself that the women ringing up the braai-tongs and torch knows exactly why I need them.  I try to act normally. 

Then all the way up the winding pass again, windscreen-wipers beating as furiously as my temper.  I park the car and head back into the tempest hoping with all my heart that no-one is watching me as I scuttle across the car park in the horizontal rain with my newly acquired wallet rescue kit and a plastic bag

The operation is mercifully quick and soon we’re heading back down the pass.  For once I’m looking forward to those boutiques full of scented soaps and aromatherapy candles.